Manchester United Won the World Cup!

But I dont really care. Im not really a huge Footie fan.
But an Excuse to get hammered, im so there!

Alcohol = Bad.

Last thing I remember I'm in a mates flat slamming down something called a Kamikaze.
The next thing I know i'm waking up in a different room. I look outside and I discover were not in Manchester anymore.  I snoop around till I eventually find a paper.  Lo and behold, I am in Birmingham.  But thats not the half of it.  When one of my mates wakes up, I ask her how we got to Birmingham.  Her reply: "We stopped here on the way back from Cardiff."  I was still in a daze, I made it all the way to the kitchen to get some milk before my brain caught up, 'way back from Cardiff'.
WTF,  So not only do I have NO Idea what happened over the past 9 or so hours, but I somehow missed a several hundred mile road trip?  I assumed she was playing a joke on me, until she showed me the pics of us in cardiff.  Keen to figure out what happened last night I asked some simple questions.

Did I do any drugs? No
Did I do anything that could have been very harmful to myself? Yes
Did I have any sexual encounters? Sorta.

Sorta?  WTF does that mean?
But I'm not even worried about that.  I keep wondering, "Cardiff, WTF?"

Alcohol should so come with a warning label: "If you weight 100lbs, drinking may induce unconscious trip to Cardiff."

HOLY SHIT!!!

I dont even know what to say. Other than, does anyone have any anti-depressants I can have?